"Mom, Florida is awesome." (Me: "Sweetie, this is the Detroit airport.")
"Mom, I look good on these"
"I'm thinking about somethin... colored fishy crackers!"
"I can tell my shirt fits well when it stops at my penis."
"Mom, I know that fish poop, but do they fart?"
"God really is the best person ever... well, except maybe Jesus."
"This t-shirt has pictures of most of my favorite sports: basketball, baseball, football... it's too bad it doesn't have tether-ball."
"Dad, do you want to be Aaron Rodgers?"... "Sure, buddy, want me to throw you some passes?"... "Nope, I'm Ray Nitschke and I'm going to chase you down and tackle you."
"God really is the best person ever... well, except maybe Jesus."
"This t-shirt has pictures of most of my favorite sports: basketball, baseball, football... it's too bad it doesn't have tether-ball."
"Dad, do you want to be Aaron Rodgers?"... "Sure, buddy, want me to throw you some passes?"... "Nope, I'm Ray Nitschke and I'm going to chase you down and tackle you."
